Lets start over and learn how to do patchwork properly!

Having accepted my own shortcomings, and recognising the need to seek out someone who knows what they are talking about in the patchwork/quilting department, my first step was to go to Craftsy and see if there was anything on there that was free.

I’m not a big fan of video tutorials.  I like reading how to do things then I can skim over the bits that aren't relevant.  Video tutorials are always so slow with their instructions and there are only so many times someone can tell me how to thread the needle on my machine before I find myself bashing my head against the nearest brick wall.  Its also harder to skim through as you find yourself going backwards and forwards trying to find the part you are looking for.

Therefore I have a distinct non-desire to spend any of my hard earned (and pretty dam non-existent at the moment) cash on a tutorial that I know I will skim through 90% of to find the 10% I need.

But many people love Craftsy tutorials for the same reason they send me insane and I am pretty sure those very same people would not now be constantly looking at the patchwork cushion they have made wondering why they didn’t  think about it a bit longer and maybe, just maybe, find out a bit more about it before they started!

For once it was my lucky day and there is a free tutorial that I quickly signed up to, spent the first ten minutes working out how to fast forward, hit the 2x button and realised that I could still understand what was being said at twice the normal speed, even if she did sound a bit like a chipmunk on helium.

Did I mention I was ill?  It was one of those good ill type things that mean you can still do things without it knocking you sideways.  I couldn’t go to work as I had no voice (I work in a school, no good if you can’t speak or hear properly), my glands had swollen up so much it had blocked one of my ears so I was voiceless and half deaf, but still able to watch the video and half hear the chipmunk talk by turning my head in the right direction and having it up on full volume. 

I sat and half watched the part of the video that talked about what thread I needed, what needle I needed (this came up again later in the how to quilt part of the tutorial, and I’m wondering if I should have paid more attention as to why I shouldn’t be using a 90/14 for the patchwork - because I am!) and how to thread my machine, I half watched the part of the video that talked about the fabrics I should use and then I half watched the part the video that talked about how to chop up your fabric into squares.

It was around this point that I realised why it was I had just sewn together 9 squares of fabric to make a cushion cover but, for once, I persevered with the tutorial.

Finally I found something that was relevant, laying out your squares.

Ok, done that.

Now pin the squares from column one and two together.  Check.

Now sew the 6 squares together with a ¼” seam keeping them attached with the thread saving technique.   Er ok, not sure why I have to keep them together, but I will, coz she said so (maybe I couldn’t understand the chipmunk on helium explanation of why I had to do it that way).  Then you cut them apart?  Ok Mrs Helium, doing as you say.

There was another bit about what foot to use to sew a ¼ “ seam.  The lady on the tutorial has a Bernina, I have a Bernina.  The lady on the tutorial says that I need to get a special foot to quilt with, it’s a Bernina no 37 and it is a ¼” foot.  I have a ¼” foot but it’s not a no 37 so I am slightly confused and wondering if my foot is a different ¼” foot to the one the lady is using, or is it because I am in a different country and Bernina give away the ¼” foot as an accessory in countries where quilting isn’t as popular and make money from selling it separately in countries where it is (that killed my chances of a lucrative Bernina blog deal didn't it)?

Then I have to press my sewn together squares, in different directions!  Ahah!  Different directions, to the side…..lightbulb moment!  Thank you Craftsy lady/chipmunk on helium, good point…..this lady must know what she is talking about so I keep watching.

Sew the third square in the row to the two you already have and press it in the same direction.

I’m not sure why I have to sew the third square after the first two but today I am doing as I am told.  Tomorrow it is likely I will sew all three squares together at once, but today I am not…patting myself on the back here!

Then you sew the rows together by first pinning the two ends together, then line up the seams and pin them in place.  The way the seams have been pressed in opposite directions mean you can get a really snug fit.

You sew together carefully by easing the squares so that they match at the seams.  Thank you Craftsy lady, you have now filled that gap in knowledge.  As I sew towards the seams I can hear chipmunk on helium telling me to ‘take the pin out’ and it brings a little smile to my face.

This is four squares sewn together after careful matching and taking the pin out just before the needle hits it.

This is four squares sewn together after careful matching and taking the pin out too early!  I unpicked it and did it again.

There is no picture of the 9 squares sewn together because my mum came round just as I finished making them into a cushion cover.  She liked it so much it went home with her and it was only after she left I realised I hadn’t taken a photo.  But I’m not stopping with just 9 patch; next stop is playing with this new knowledge.